Petrus Johannes Maria "Peer" Mascini (23 March 1941 – 16 May 2019) was a Dutch actor and writer. He is well known for his work in Blind Date (1996) and De eenzame oorlog van Koos Tak (1996). He was a recipient of Golden Calf award.

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For many years Mascini was part of the theater group Hauser Orkater.^[1]

In 1996, he won the Golden Calf for Best Actor award at the Netherlands Film Festival for his role in the film Blind Date by Theo van Gogh.^[1][2] Mascini wrote the film together with Van Gogh and Renée Fokker. Mascini also played a role in the 2007 English-language remake Blind Date by Stanley Tucci.

In the Netherlands he is known for his role in Melkunie television commercials and in particular a 1997 commercial which won the Gouden Loeki award for best Dutch commercial of the year.^[1] In the commercial Mascini becomes wet as a result of a cow jumping into a swimming pool and his response "Nog zo gezegd: geen bommetje!" (Dutch for "As I clearly said: no cannonball!") became a well-known phrase in the Netherlands.^[1] The Melkunie brand was discontinued in 2001 and reintroduced in 2012.^[3] Mascini reappeared in various commercials as part of the brand's relaunch.^[3]

Mascini died on 16 May 2019.^[1]

• 1996: Golden Calf for Best Actor, Blind Date^[1]

• 1983: De Lift
• 1986: Abel
• 1991: Oh Boy!
• 1992: Ik ga naar Tahiti
• 1995: Filmpje!
• 1996: Blind Date
• 1998: Het 14e kippetje
• 1999: Jesus Is a Palestinian
• 1999: No Trains No Planes
• 2006: Het Woeden der Gehele Wereld
• 2007: Blind Date