Jean-Jacques Missé-Missé (born 7 August 1968) is a Cameroonian former footballer who played as a striker.^[2]

During his professional career – and not counting his native years – which spanned 13 years, he played in six countries, notably in Belgium.

Missé-Missé was born in Yaoundé. After playing in his country for hometown's Canon Sportif and Diamant, he moved to Belgium at the age of 23, first representing amateurs US Andenne-Seilles.

In 1993 Missé-Missé switched to the country's top flight, with R. Charleroi SC. In his first season, he scored a career-best 15 goals as the Zebras finished a best-ever fourth; during his three-year spell, he netted nearly 50 official goals.

Missé-Missé joined Sporting Clube de Portugal in 1996, but failed to adjust at the Lisbon side. In the following years his career faded into obscurity, as he hardly received any playing time: during the 1997–98 season he played for three clubs, including Chesterfield in England and Dundee United in Scotland (five games combined).

After a good season with Ethnikos Asteras in Greece – the club was then in the top division^[3]– Missé-Missé returned to Belgium, playing for R.A.A. Louviéroise, K.V. Oostende and KV Mechelen (nine second level goals for the latter), closing out his career at nearly 36.

• 1997–98 Dundee United F.C. season