"Five Little Monkeys" is an English-language nursery rhyme, children's song, folk song and fingerplay of American origin. It is usually accompanied by a sequence of gestures that mimic the words of the song. Each successive verse sequentially counts down from the starting number.^[1][2][3]

The song has similar tune to the Austrian folk song “ Wie Böhmen noch bei Öst'rreich war” and first verse of the 1890s folk song "Shortnin' Bread."

One version of the lyrics, published in the 2015 collection No More Monkeys, runs:^[4]

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Four little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Three little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped her head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

Two little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"

One little monkey jumping on the bed,
He fell off and bumped his head,
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
"Put those monkeys to bed!"

The song can be performed with to accompany to each verse are, such as:^[6]

• Hold up a number of fingers equal to the number of monkeys and bounce them onto the palm of the other hand;
• Hold head;
• Put your pinky finger to your cheek and thumb to your ear (as if using a telephone);
• Wag your index finger

Eileen Christelow has written a series of books titled "Five Little Monkeys ..". She acknowledges that she did not write the original lyrics, she heard it from her daughter.^[7]

In 2021, Filipino TikToker Amor Carias, also known by her stage name "Miss Catering", performed a cover of "Five Little Monkeys", this time with lyrics mashed up from "Humpty Dumpty", "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" and possibly "Three Little Kittens", along with Tagalog-language "Tagu-taguan maliwanag ang buwan", "I wanna be a tutubi" and "Pen Pen de Sarapen", as well as non-children song "Upuan" by Gloc-9 and Zelle vocalist Jeazell Grutas.^[8][9][10]

Five little monkeys, Humpty Dumpty
Mama called the doctor and the doctor said,
'Pag bilang kong tatlo, nakatago na kayo
Kayo po na nakaupo, subukan mong tumayo
I wanna be a tutubi a twinkle star
Haw-haw de carabao de batuten
Meow!

• Ten Little Indians