National Lampoon's Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 In. Women is an American 1994 Showtime television film that parodies two sensational news stories from the 1990s: the Tonya Harding-Nancy Kerrigan incident, and the John and Lorena Bobbitt incident. The film is presented as a double feature, with Julie Brown starring in both segments.^[1] The title is a takeoff of Attack of the 50 Foot Woman.

The film is presented as two parts of a double feature, the titles being Tonya: The Battle of Wounded Knee and He Never Gave Me Orgasm: The Lenora Babbitt Story.

The television film was promoted on the cover of the September/October 1994 issue of National Lampoon magazine.^[2]

In 2008, Julie Brown was given permission by Showtime to issue this movie on DVD (Showtime had previously only issued it on VHS) and currently sells copies on her eBay profile and online store.^{[citation needed]}

An article in the Los Angeles Times covering the production commented, "What’s the only thing more frightening than a pair of 5-foot-2 females with a chip on their shoulders? That same pair in ice skates and stilettos, argues “National Lampoon’s Attack of the 5 Ft. 2 Women,” premiering Sunday on Showtime."^[3]

The film received generally a very mixed retrospective assessment,^[4] Vanity Fair even calling it "dreck".^[5] "Despite an impressive supporting cast, both minifeatures are crude ..." commented another reviewer.^[6]