Amy Schumer auditions for 2 Girls 1 Cup with a Brazilian porn star.

Amy has a one-night stand, then imagines spending the rest of her life with him.

Amy has a regrettable airplane flight, but is pleased to have sex with her married ex.

Amy tries to sext, but does it wrong.

Amy visits an Irish restaurant with a testicle theme - O'Nutters.

Amy quits her job in porn.

Amy has difficulty accepting a compliment.

Amy's boyfriend tells her that he is HIV-positive.

Amy gets a bad haircut.

Amy breaks wind when she is afraid.

Amy has a romantic encounter with Amber Tamblyn.

Amy decides to have a gang bang.

Amy becomes a waitress.

Amy gives a friend a vibrator.

Amy uses cancer to get out of commitments.

Amy cooks meth, causing explosions which blow her arms and legs off.

Amy gets food slapped out of her mouth.

Amy tries to maintain a makeover.

Amy goes to the gym to work out while asleep.

Amy receives a massage.

Amy has multiple personalities.

Amy has a memorable interaction with a boyfriend.

Amy finds out that her boyfriend is cheating on her with a clown.

She roasts a terminally ill 12-year-old boy.

Amy fights an addiction to buying people things.

Amy wears a catsuit.

Amy lies to get out of a charity event.

Amy is disappointed with her devil's threesome, because both men left her out of it.

Amy searches for the perfect sex tip while working for a magazine.

An all-male focus group discuss the show. The conversation concentrates on her looks.

Amy has herpes and summons God, who is a middle-aged gay man.

Amy marries a black man, where she is photographed by an interracial wedding photographer.

Amy is a Russian tennis player who loses a match in straight sets to Bridget Everett.

Amy is a secretary.

Amy plays a mother in a television advertisement for a finger-shaped snack called Fingerblasters.

Amy's boyfriend is playing a military video game. She tries it - and quickly dislikes it.

Amy has lunch with her friends. She and most of the group push a waiter to the ground and eat his face.

A small group of men, including Amy's husband, talk to each other about their sex lives. Amy's husband's stories about sex with her are badly received by the rest. Amy comes in and details to her husband the sex acts she wants to engage in with him.

Amy arrives at a prom in a horse-drawn carriage and wearing a tiara. She attempts to become the date of a teenage boy. She has wrongly assumed that he does not have a date and expects to receive cunnilingus from him. Her plan does not succeed, because he is there with his girlfriend. She leaves, riding the horse. The incident receives negative press coverage.

Amy hides in a giant cake in order to surprise her boyfriend of seven years on his birthday. She is horrified to overhear him say to one of his guests that he is not really into her. She breaks out of the cake, then angrily breaks up with him and walks off, saying that she has met somebody else.

A group of male friends in a bar talk about how much they like tomboys.

Amy and her friends talk about a mobile phone app.

Amy flirts with a coworker at a fast food restaurant.

Amy spends hours on the phone speaking to staff at a call center in order to try to solve her Internet connection problem. She rows to India, where she shoots one of the call center's workers and herself in their heads. Her partner solves the problem by restarting the router.

Amy is on a television advertisement using her own phone number to invite men who have priapism to visit her to have their penises softened.

Amy stays at a fancy hotel where the staff are very servile to her. However, when she is a few minutes late checking out, they turn hostile and a member of staff picks her up then carries her out.

Amy and her partner receive couples therapy from supermodel Chrissy Teigen. He is attracted to her rather than Amy.

Amy goes to a clothing store, where she buys a skirt which is far too small for her, believing that she will soon lose a lot of weight.

Amy and her co-presenter's TV show is about types of people in the gym who annoy other gym-goers.

Amy is at a pole dancing lesson, where she and the other attendees judge strippers who are leaving a nightclub across the street.

Amy plays a voice role in a children's animated film about three meerkats. Her co-stars Jessica Alba and Megan Fox's characters are slim and good-looking, but her character is ugly and fat.

A television advertisement for cosmetic surgery.

Amy has a nut allergy, and is in a diner with her friend. After a waiter brings them a plate of peanuts each, their heads explode.

Amy meets a magician in a bar. She goes to bed with him, and he disappears.

Amy is an animal hoarder who wants to give her animals away.

Amy is a participant on Celebrity Spooky Stories, in which she recounts her stay at a hotel which she assumes was haunted.

A television advertisement for jewellery.

Amy objects to a wedding and the groom admits he is gay.

Amy breaks up with her boyfriend in a restaurant, having received advice from a guru.

Amy hires an interior decorator who describes the toilet as the shitter.

Amy is recommended various diets.

Amy looks at her sex buddy's Rorschach test inkblots and tells him that they are pictures of her mother's vagina.

Amy is an optician.

Amy goes to therapy with her mother, and helps her to use a laptop.

Amy thinks she has the perfect boyfriend, but is unaware that he enjoys erotic asphyxiation.

Amy looks for a movie to watch with her boyfriend. She wants him to watch Cocktail, but when she leaves the room, he watches Pitch Perfect.

Amy raises her estrogen levels by using SandraGel hand cream.

Amy is a panelist on a talk show called The Nurses.

Amy presents the news and is horrified to find out - while on air - that her boyfriend has another girlfriend.

Amy is in an elevator with a garrulous middle-aged man and imagines descending into hell.

Amy competes in a drunken cooking competition.

Amy gives a press conference on a fatal bachelorette party accident.

Amy attends a wedding, the bride's funeral, her murder trial - and is executed by electric chair.

Amy gets ready for sex.

Amy competes on a game show.

While Amy is talking to her partner, a man knocks on their door looking for his cat. She is puzzled when the two men passionately kiss.

Amy is one of four women on the panel of a talk show called The Gab, in which most of the chat is about their mutual friend Janelle.

Amy is a married congresswoman who defends her sluttiness at a press conference.

Amy sings about her buttocks.

Amy is the wife of a coach who implements a no-rape rule on his American football team.

Amy joins a picnic with Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus and Patricia Arquette.

Amy goes to great lengths to obtain birth control.

Amy goes to a strip club.

Amy stars in a boy band's music video which is about her need for make-up.

Amy fights crime as a police detective who is nicknamed Plain Jane.

Amy has a leeching boyfriend who wants to be a rapper.

Amy is attracted to a young man at a bar; she thinks that he is attracted to her, but he is actually attracted to beer.

Amy is an actress who appears on a talk show, where she is very popular with the host and audience.

Amy has sex while being videoed.

Amy is a scientist at a conference.

Amy directs a television commercial for pizza in which one of the actors is a former porn star.

Amy enjoys her new "bla-dow" - shapewear which makes the wearer's buttocks stick out while compressing her torso.

Amy a six-year-old who has a rapid-aging disease who participates in a child beauty pageant.

Amy is a dog owner who breastfeeds it.

Amy and her friends talk about opening a bakery in Maine.

Women are visited by a group of four women (including Amy) called the 80s Ladies. One at her office, another at home and another in a clothes shop, where they have Richard Gere's credit card which they stole.

Bill Nye claims that the universe sends cryptic messages to women in their twenties, including Amy (who is having an affair with her married boss), Abbi Jacobson (who wants a puggle) and Ilana Glazer (who wants to make mittens).

Amy rides a mechanical bull in a bar.

Amy defends the actions of Bill Cosby in court by promoting his comedy and likable public persona.

Amy is very disappointed to be divorced at 33 and having recently moved back in with her mother. Two friends of Amy's help her to create a man in a 'Weird Science' way, but the result is a severely mutated being.

Amy is a stripper on her first job - going to a house where she strips for a dog's bachelor party while she is dressed as a police officer. Another stripper, dressed as a nurse, goes upstairs with the groom. The bride arrives, and goes upstairs with a gun. Amy flees with the printer.

Amy accompanies her partner on a shopping trip for a new shirt.

Amy narrates at The Museum of Boyfriend Wardrobe Atrocities.

Amy's Russian mail-order husband Vlad arrives at her apartment. She does not remember ordering him, but warms to him and they fall in love.

Amy trains men to use feminine fighting techniques.

A television advertisement for hair dye for women who are on the run.

Amy goes to a cocktail party with her boyfriend. She has separate conversations with two men who criticize her for 'being arrogant' by bringing up early in each conversation the fact that she has a boyfriend. When talking to another partygoer, she decides not to mention it and stays with him until his death four decades later. He tells her on his deathbed that he only wanted her as a beard.

Amy develops an intense silent romance with her barista via patterns that he draws in the foam of her coffee.

Amy becomes a princess, but finds the job harder than she thought. She has to marry her first cousin when she is 14. Her cousin-husband is killed by his own guards, and she is beheaded.

Amy has an uncomfortable session with her counsellor. The session is of no use to Amy, because the counsellor is emotional because her parents were recently killed in a fire.

Amy is an employee of a company called ListenAlert, who are hired by people for $100,000 per month to listen to them.

Amy introduces her brother and her boyfriend to each other. When Amy leaves the room, her brother repeatedly tells her boyfriend not have anal sex with her. Her brother's girlfriend is in a wheelchair as a result of anal sex with him.

Amy travels through time after her boyfriend suggests that they move in together.

Amy is a married woman who becomes her single friend's wingwoman.

In Salem, Massachusetts in 1692, Amy and another woman are together tried and convicted of witchcraft and sentenced to be burned at the stake after spreading a sexually transmitted infection.

In a bar, a man accuses Amy of cockblocking. The ultimate cockblocker, a man in a chicken suit, cockblocks several other people.

Amy has a two-week relationship with a man who has a cockney accent and uses a lot of slang. He is poor, unemployed, has an obnoxious personality, and a small penis which does not work properly. Her attraction to him is solely because of his accent.

Amy tries to improve her smile with the help of a coach.

Amy has three buttholes, which her boyfriend and friends are puzzled and disgusted by. Her friends walk out, giving a fake excuse. Her boyfriend splits up with her.

Amy is multi-skilled, popular and interesting - and only has one eye - in a television advertisement for a hospice.

Amy and her partner try to avoid sex with each other.

Amy is interrogated by politicians when she goes for a pap test.

Amy eats a yogurt called Yo-Puss, in order to make her vagina not taste of anything.

Amy raps badly for Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Amy and her co-host sell guns on a television shopping channel. He accidentally shoots himself in the foot.

Twitter's Vice President of Communications is a guest on a talk show where she talks about the site's new emoji.

Amy lands a recurring role in Game of Thrones.

Amy unsuccessfully tries to persuade undertaker Liam Neeson (who says that he is Don Cheadle) to bury someone whom she loves.

Amy wins an Academy Award for Best Actress for her role in a drama film, having quit comedy. Steve Buscemi presents the award, where Amy's fellow nominees are Julianne Moore, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Jennifer Hudson and Laura Linney.

Amy sings about achieving closeness with her partner by doing various things.

Amy wears Guy-gles at her office, after being given them by an Australian colleague. They are a type of goggles which give the wearer information about her male co-workers when she looks at them - enabling her to work out what type of woman each one wants.

Amy appears on television advertisement, promoting to mothers a company which provides nannies that their partners will not want to have sex with - including ugly women, men, robots, a pack of wolves, a team of improvisers and family members.

Amy is a member of tabloid media company AMZ.

Amily Schinton has her period on her first day as President.

Amy plays an office worker in a television advertisement for Tampo, a saxophone for carrying a tampon at work.

Amy is in a clothes store, where she attempts to purchase a top. She is treated with hostility by the saleswoman because Amy is a size 12. Amy is shown the part of the shop which is for customers who are not slim. It is a field in which the other customers are Lena Dunham and a cow. Amy is sold a tarpaulin.

Amy and her friends talk about their boyfriends.

A television advertisement for a sponge wall attachment called Punchables, which enable angry people to punch a wall without damaging it or their hand much.

Amy has lost her nose. A group of children who carry out surgery badly attach her arm to her face.

Amy and her friends complain to each other about how long it has been since they have had sex.

Amy and her friend go on a Sex and the City bus tour. They see another SATC bus tour which is much better and more popular.

Amy has trouble figuring out which persona to adopt in bed with a new lover.

In a café, Amy is bombarded with attention from many demanding fans.

Amy hosts a talk show from her luxury airship.

Amy appears in an episode of Katfish, in which she thinks she is being catfished, but she really has been chatting online with Jake Gyllenhaal.

Amy stars in A Pretty Decent Proposal, in which Harvey Keitel pays her husband $39 for sex with her.

Amy is strongly attracted to a bad boy chef during dinner at a restaurant with her partner.

Amy is part of a group of four women who sing in a karaoke bar about various bad things, then rob a sperm bank.

Amy is an actress on a terrible sitcom. She breaks character and expresses her disapproval of it, so is taken off set and replaced with another actress.

Amy plays a cute character in a TV commercial for a phone company.

Pregnant Amy compares birth plans with other mothers-to-be.

Amy is a guide on a hotel room's TV.

A television advertisement for potato chips which do not make a noise when eaten.

Amy sees her gynecologist, who refers to Amy's vagina using several slang terms.

Amy is pregnant and she and her partner - as well as other expectant parents in the room - talk about their fears about what their babies will be like.

A new dating app.

Amy tries to get some help for her lizard from the snake doctor.