In an attempt to find Tina's birth certificate, Bob tries to search for the key to the safe. However, he falls asleep in the car. Meanwhile, Tina and the rest of the family help her learn a hand slap song that everyone else knows except her.

Gene ends up infected with pinworms which causes the whole family to worry if they have picked up the disease from him.

Felix opens up a nightclub in a building that Calvin bought. Both of them are looking for Bob to be the chef on opening night and Bob feels that he is "cheating" on his kitchen with the club kitchen. Meanwhile, the kids use a tub as a swimming pool.

The kids deliver a burger to a lady who tries to conjure the spirit of her dead lover, Meanwhile Bob, Teddy, and Linda donate blood.

Tammy and Tina go head to head on who can have the better time capsule for Wagstaff, Louise tries to win Boyz4Now tickets, and Bob and Linda go head to head on whether rolling "r's" or whistling is more talented.

Bob's Burgers catches on fire the night before Oceanfest, an important sales day for the restaurant, and the flattop is damaged. However, Teddy can't locate the necessary replacement part. The kids, carrying the guilt of their contributions to the fire, do their best to solve the problem.

When Gene becomes very sick on Thanksgiving day, Bob, Tina, and Louise tell him food-based stories (that are based on famous movies such as Predator (1987), Air Force One (1997), and Armageddon (1998)) to help him feel better, while keeping him quarantined in the bathroom so he can't infect them with whatever illness he's got. But in reality, Gene is suffering from severe food poisoning because he ate spoiled chicken parmesan.

The family reluctantly heads to the airport to bring Linda's annoying parents anti-itch cream (her dad Al has eczema) during their layover on the way to Ft. Lauderdale, but then they realize that if they spend a very small amount of time with Al and Gloria they'll have the perfect excuse not to spend a lot of time with them in Florida that spring. However, Al and Gloria make the experience into an ordeal anyway, and Bob confirms both his love for Linda and an understanding of why she is so patient with her mom and dad's awful behavior. Meanwhile, Gene and Louise are jealous that Tina got gold "pilot wings" from a flight when she was a baby and go on a determined quest to get some of those wings for themselves.

When Linda starts attending business meetings on her and Gene's home Saturday spa day, Gene becomes clingy to spend time with Linda, knowing he's losing weekend time with her. Meanwhile, Louise and Tina learn to fight, but it doesn't go well for them.

When the Belchers get an unexpected invitation to cater the Glencrest Yacht Club's holiday boat parade, Bob wonders if there's a catch. Meanwhile, Louise has her eye on the present-loaded Santa Schooner.

Louise convinces Bob to rebrand the restaurant as a romantic spot named "Urge" for Valentine's Day. Tina attends an anti-Valentine's Day party that turns out to be anything but.

Fearing the Belchers are being taken off Christmas card lists for not participating, Linda takes the family on a quest to get the perfect Christmas card family photo.

Bob and Linda find their past catching up with them when Wheelie Mammoth, the gigantic pachyderm soft toy their kids thought had been given away to a charity but had in fact just been dumped, surfaces at a flea market the family are visiting. Gayle (who suspects her car may not like her) is roped into a hastily-improvised cover-up operation to make the lie true before the children notice.

When Louise joins Bob and Teddy to buy a new grill hood from a discount seller while Linda and Tina head to the discount shoe store to find a deal on second-rate footwear, everyone forgets about Gene and he's left home alone to alternate "talk" to his imaginary friend Kevin and realize he might be able to function on his own to some degree. Bob and Teddy become convinced the hood seller is a murderer. A sympathetic shoe saleswoman takes pity on Linda and Tina after watching them try on a lot of shoes they'll never be able to afford.

Linda's new and highly spiced health drink diet leads to her unintentionally committing a public indecency offence of the fecal kind. A tragicomedy of errors leads to her fine being upped to jail, and Bob goes through an ordeal trying to raise the bail money.

It's school fair time again, and Gene and Louise are training hard on throwing skills to at last put Mr Frond smack in the dunk tank. Meanwhile, Tina is suffering crippling ennui, but is lifted out of it by an infatuation with a teenage boy - or rather, the voice of one on a decades-old Spanish language teaching cassette.

Hall monitor Tina is tasked by Mr Frond with looking into a secret craze that has swept the school. It turns out to be a covert lunchtime finger dancing 'speakeasy', run by Gene and Louise. Should she report this, or stay true to her siblings? Meanwhile, Bob and Linda try to help Teddy with his plan to smuggle a burger into a movie screening.

Bob is involved in a very minor multiple-vehicle fender bender, and nobody's sure who is to blame. Each driver could be at fault. Teddy warns that alliances will be formed among the participants and stories agreed upon, and is proved right as the crisis unfolds.

The kids embark on a mission to transport a dangerous explosive-rigged vintage bridge-buster toy from Rudy's home to where he is spending a two week break. Louise's main motive for this hazardous quest - to see the toy blow up - is mixed up with guilt over insulting her asthmatic pal. Meanwhile, Bob finds inner peace when Mort gives him, Linda and Teddy lessons in meditation. Jimmy Pesto soon decides he will meditate too, sparking a "calm-off".

Gene steals a magazine from Dr Yap's waiting room to preserve the results of a puzzle game win over Louise. The dentist detects the theft, knows who is to blame, and will not let it go. Meanwhile, Bob and Teddy contend with a truly huge guano deposit on the restaurant's window.

As Bob fixates on a cucumber growing blog, Linda and the kids face a dilemma over allowing a soft pretzel franchise to open in their neighbourhood, or continuing to dress up a trash can outside the proposed store site in a variety of themed costumes.

As Linda, Gene and Louise prepare a pop up restaurant for the raccoons in the alley behind the diner, Bob has to deal with his much-anticipated father-daughter moment with Tina over a Rocky Horror type musical movie being ruined by the unwelcome addition to the viewing party of Zeke, Jimmy Jr., Tammy, and Jocelyn.